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EVill
The EV industry is not as green as perceived. This sector is engaged in the creation and distribution of electronic waste whilst deceptively promoting an environmental image.
Big pHARMa
Big pHARMa profits skyrocket in battle for control over our bodies. Personal responsibility is the key to true health, not drugs.
Tic Toc Zeroes
The past is about to come crashing in. From the pinnacle of greatness to the depths of disgrace, it's a steep and unforgiving descent from the stage of deception. We are well aware of your actions.
Sudden Death
Sudden deaths are the accepted new norm. ‘Cause unknown’ but no follow up as to why. How can these numbers be ignored like this?
WHO
A hoax is an attempt to trick an audience into believing that something false is real. We might call it a practical joke as well.
Crime Seen
Have you turned a blind eye to the crimes of geoengineering?? Neglect, indifference and silence of the masses permit it all to happen.
Puppet Show
In human evolution, we witness often dramatic performances staged with puppets. The narrative is always provided by the master puppeteer.
Defunct
Apart from cancer risk, mobile phones influence our nervous system and may also cause a neck fracture.
Dump
Power is only given to those who will lower themselves to pick it up. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best.
Let'spray
Everybody worships the church of contrails, forgetting about the real evil - geoengineering.
Chemikaze
Units of brainwashed pilots who fly suicide / chemical attacks for the Empire of Evil against their own people.
Global Worming
The Earth has been invaded by parasites, but don't worry, we have our saviours - carbon taxes.
Robocup
Robocup is more powerful than ever, destroying his enemies with hot lava, tea-grenades and laser spoons.
Termeownator
This must be one of the best catthroats sent back in time to invade attics, basements, garages, and wall cavities...
Cabbitch
Cabbitch is indeed one of the vegetables known for its ability to hold together...
Tacos Mudafuckos
Tacos have protein, tacos have vegetables, tacos are flexible & strong. Be as tough as tacos - they are real mudafuckos!
A Bit Rude
Beets are known for being a bit rude when left in the fields for too long. Never ever let an overgrown beetroot to harass you!
Hippo
To produce a flame, a lighter needs a lot of gas and a way to create a spark to ignite collected gas. You just simply push the button!
Masterbaker
We master our skills through hours of practising, but sometimes it takes even years to become a master at baking.
Asston Martin
There is a common front end leak problem with Asstons. Fortunately, a special plug solves the issue instantly....
Silent Wars
It's all about social engineering / the automation of societies and destruction of organic based life, slavery and genocide through silent wars.
Out of Bread
Shortness of bread is sometimes described as difficulty catching your bread.
Lil Pil
Small but mighty Lil Pil will always make its way trough your mouth into your blood stream, to be carried around your body just like invisible train.